hey im emmett the king of self loathing





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snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

ok but what are you gonna eat

NO ITWAS THE GIRLS NAME INT EH MOVIE

u literally asked me a question then said emily and then when i said neil you said emily in reply omg

neils so drunk he just called me by my birth name 3 times and has no idea. he thinks its 2011.

Omg who are you

i am drun it is nice ot meet you.

that girl has good art. i see her present i in the clas? its good. you could probably follow her and maybe hse posts it? i dont know. shes a better artist than me. i need another dirnk

ovisdalli:

casualcissexism:

i changed my town tune on animal crossing to carry on my wayward son like 8 months ago and i refused to tell my roommate what it was and it always drove her nuts because she could recognize the tune but couldn’t place it and she still hasn’t figured it out she probably isn’t going to see this post and we’ll keep this going for months more


YOU MOTHERFUCKER I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T GET THAT I HATE YOU

SHIST ABORT MISSION

officialcactus:

Jungle selfie?

you are literally the girl from all my art classes………. damng son